angielski

For those fans of Bill Maher, my New Rules;

Rule Number 1. No matter how cool your facial pics are, you must post one full body shot. Midsection, behind, etc. Trust me, it wont scare off everyone. Well, it may scare me off, but it wont scare off everyone!

Rule Number 2. If the best photo you have is one with your ex, dont crop it... we will all know anyway. Just show us that your ex proves that sasquatch does exist and walks the world. This way at least we can all have a laugh.

Rule Number 3. The exception to rule number 3 is if your ex is mauling you! As a matter of fact, if you couldnt write them off as a pal, you might as well just take another pic.

Rule Number 4. About the "perfect match, " thats a fairy tale. And further, take a look at yourself then go from there. I know, the elusive "perfect match" lives 2 blocks away, has a perfect body and looks, makes 1 million a year, and is blind to everyone but you. How's that workin' out?

Rule Number 5. If they haven't winked back, it's because you didnt make them go "thump thump thump!" Don't take it personal. It's absolutely fine to say "hi, " but dont recite Shakespear and love sonnets.

Rule Number 6; If you winked then they wrote right away but didnt wink back, and you both boosted each others phenethylamine levels ... then obviously rule 5 doesnt apply!

Rule Number 7; If you are only average at best, but list you want athletic and toned in your match, you are in for a bit of a surprise.

Rule Number 8; If you arent the hottest one in the picture ... don't post it.This goes double if you were the least photogenic person in the pic.

Rule Number 9; If you are getting serious with someone, but are still winking at someone whose callsign is casualsex25, and their headline reads "booty calls only plz" you are two steps away from appearing on Cheaters, or better yet Jerry Springer!

Rule Number 10; No matter what happens online, all bets are off once you meet. So if you think you might like them, you might as well take the chance. Use common sense though!



My personality

• I like to play the following sports:
Baseball, Bowling, Other.
• I like to exercise:
Daily.
• My exercise regime consists of:
Jogging / Running, Weight lifting.
• I like the following outdoor activities:
Boating / Sailing, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Going to the beach, Hiking / Backpacking, Horseback riding, Rock Climbing, Skiing / Snow-boarding, Snorkeling / Scuba diving, Surfing, Water skiing / Jet skiing, Other.
• I consider myself artistic, and I like:
Multimedia.
• I like to watch these sporting events:
Boxing, Soccer.
• I have the following pets:
Horse.


My education and career

• I attended high school in California.
• I attended college in Oklahoma.

Waga

Przeciętny

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Brązowy

kaukaskie

Samotny/ Single

Studia Licencjackie

Student

Medycyna/Zdrowie

Wyluzowany

Przyjacielski

Filmy

Buddysta / taoistycznych

Wiadomości, Dokumentalne

Atrakcyjny Wygląd, Doskonałe Umiejętności, Wrażliwość, Spontaniczność