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Fake Person seeks Fake Relationship
Age 51 From Cambridge, Massachusetts - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
Totally fake. You must be too!

I Love:

-Wasting time
-Spam
-Endless Emails
-Scams
-Completely Fake People

I Can't Stand:

-Humor
-Lists
-Irony


So, if you’ve read this far I’m a DDF HWP man with a home, car, job, etc. I’m a professional photographer (you can see some of my trans clients in my gallery) and a part time musician and producer. I’d like to hear from you!
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Creative Director
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Photography, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Coffee, drinks, dinner... Anywhere we can actually talk and get to know one another a bit. I'm open to suggestions...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Flying an ultralight. You know those little flying things that are basically an engine with a seat?
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
to beat a neutrino in a sprint ;)

To grow old with the one I love. (while we remain forever young intellectually)

To have no regrets.

To have lived and not simply to have existed.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Business, Classic, Computers, Fiction, History, Instructional, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
hopefully very similar to your idea of fun. Otherwise it wouldn't, you know, be fun. Right? ;)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
You are:
The proud owner of a smashing sense of humor.
Weird; Just not to the point where I'd often have to 'explain' you.
A little bit naughty
A little bit nice.
A lady who won't wear socks with sandals... and won't date men who do.
Pleased to be a 'smart chick'.
You tend to be skeptical of any who claim to know the 'real' truth.
You have a few 'real' truths of your own... but you need to know someone pretty well to let them in on it.
You like it when someone notices that you're an amazing person. But, you don't feel the need to explain just how cool you are to someone who hasn't noticed on their own.
Sure, you're beautiful, but you neither rely on your feminine wiles, nor do you pretend you don't mind tuning heads.
You _really_ can fully enjoy yourself at an embassy party or at uncle Jed's moonshine bash in TN
And most importantly: There is _something_ you're totally passionate about.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Doesnt Matter
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