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Twainshakespeare Profile Information

"it's beyond me! Help me, Mommy!"
Age 66 From El Paso, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I have a high IQ and am very verbal
I live mostly in my head. As for sex, as Woody Allen said, I have practiced a lot on my own.
Love oral.
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slender
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Other

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Teacher / Education
My Job Title Is  
Philosopher
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Friendly, Shy, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Learning, Movies, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Reading A Book, The Movies, Trying New Things
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Honestly, while bi,I have never tried to know a transexual, and I have wanted to since before I knew females were that different.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
Write the book I am working on, get published, and get as well known as Robert Pirsig, if not Douglas Adams or Tolkien.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Jazz, New age, Pop, Punk, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, History, Mathematics, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Religious, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Acting, writing reading talking with friends, listening to frioends, watching video or live performance art, listening to music, breathing, smoking, walking and sex

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
People who like me enough to want to be intimate, with whom I share that level of interest. Here I am more direct, but I also am ooking for friends. If love strikes, you are cupid's bitch,and what can you do?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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