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Age 46 From New Braunfels, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Looking for (I don't like this term) shemale or feminine cd for a hell of a good time if you ask me lol. I've been dreaming of being with another person who feels the same way I have for a better part of my life. Looking for a good time? I've had plenty of time to think of a few things we could be doing right now ;)
So I'm gold status. Now that I'm here I see a lot of you have very high standards. I'm pretty easy to engage. All my requirements are that you do not suck as a person. Is that too much to ask? :) First one to getaholdof me gets brownies. What an deal! XP
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
African American
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Hospitality / Travel
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Photography, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Computers, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
By a first date we should know each other by then so we could skip all the formalities and explore what we've been missing all this time and after that we can conquer the world pinky
I've Always Wanted To Try  
A real dick. Sick of toys, and base jumping. Those two things together would be interesting...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To find that special girl with something extra (know what I mean? Lol), AND to make a horror movie that doesn't suck. THATS gonna be a hard task
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Colorfull conversations.
Hanging out making fun of the normal people ya know? :)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
My mind switches from subject to subject. I have the Robin Williams disease so someone who can deal with my sense of humor would be nice. I'm told I "go hard" others have said it's pretty dry wit. Anybody who grew up on Monty Python or the 3 stooges is a PLUS.
Crossdressers who would like a partner in crime get ahold of me. Fully functional top and bottom please get a hold of me. I want the chance to treat a girl at heart like a woman and the feeling to be mutual.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Marriage, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Secretive Sex, Committed
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