John

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I speak 48 languages including the tribal one with the clicking noises, I can write in braille and divide by zero, I urinate premium gourmet coffee, and my natural scent attracts doves. My genius is so profound that I can solve a Rubik's Cube without touching it. I once accidentally took over a small country just by showing up on a tour bus. My likes are walks on the beach, midieval french poetry and midgets. My dislikes are bears, people who say "ummm" too often, and the poors. I am writing the screenplay for an epic movie about my life entitled, WTF? - I Mean, Really. I started this page to score points with a girl, so, as is plainly evident to anyone who's had as much to drink as I have, I don't know what I'm doing.

Scorpion

Slab

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Albaștri

caucaziană

Divorțat(ă)

Nu

Nu

Cur

Blond închis

Artă / Muzică / Literatură

Singur(ă), Cu un coleg (colegi)

Liniște totală

Da - sociabil

Da - sociabil

Creier

Închis, Atent, Prietenos

Fotografie, Muzică, Filme, Gătire

Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Dormit, Băut, Joacă cu îmbrăcăminte, La un concert

Could be you?

ask me

Prietenos, Super, Ridicol, Cochet

Agnostică

To fulfill as many sexual fantasies as is physically possible within the time I've left on this planet.

Inteligent, Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos, Ridicol, Tainic

Desene animate, Filme, Nu-mi place TV, Reluari

Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Animație, De groază

Rap , Rock , Metal , Pop , Sunt un artist de înregistrare, Blues , Punk

Fantezie , Ficțiune, Istorie, Umor, Instruire, Matematică, Muzică, Filozofie, Știință, Științifico-fantastic, Tehnică

Laughing at old Japanese Monster Movies, spending money, traveling, fish hunting, making music, taking pictures, wrestling with dogs, outrageously outlandish and gratuitously kinky sex!

Rațiune, Flirt, Spontaneitate, Umor, Frumusețe, Grija, Inteligență

Prieten de pe internet, Prieten, Intim, Altele, Sex oral, Sex anal, Dominație, Sex cu scula falsă